Featuring - A typical day for Toto

Featuring - A typical day for Toto:

8am - Toto: 'Yawn! It's time to wake Mummy and Daddy up...woof woof woof. No response. Never mind I will scratch and knock and knock and knock haha! '

8.15am - Mummy: 'Toto, what's up?'
Toto: 'Haha, yay, disturb you already!!!'

8.30am - Toto: 'Woof woof, I want food mummy.'

Mummy: 'Okay, here's your boring dog food. Haha!'

Toto: 'Evil mummy!'.

Mummy: 'Bye and have fun playing ALONE..'

7.30pm - Toto: ' Mummy is back, love love love love, smacks and smells'

Mummy:'Don't bother me lar....go sit one corner, I want to watch TV and clear your newspaper biting mess!'

Daddy:'Toto come Daddy play with you machine gun...as in YOU ARE MY MACHINE GUN...bang bang bang.'

Toto:'What kind of family am I born in?'

10pm - Daddy and Mummy watch TV not playing with Toto.

Toto: 'Bark Bark, Daddy play with me, Mummy??'

Mummy:'Ok ok I play with you, haha I know I train you. Sit, Lay, Hind, Stay!'

12am - Toto, Mummy, Daddy all sleepy...